Found it lying on the beach while the wind was kicking sand up. Pocketed it. No one could tell me what it was. No one claimed it. Shoved it in a drawer.
Girlfriend finally said yes. Got the job. Won big money. Best tables in New York. On Letterman, his pal. Produced more shows than Merv Griffin. Main house now in Malibu. Speaking to the waves each night. Who do I thank? Who's going to take it back?