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Thursday, October 30, 2008
Resume Complete
I used to be a Broadway producer
I used to be a kennel man
I used to be a purveyor of hot chestnut cones
I used to hand out Kleenex at the kiosk
At lunch breaks, I caught squirrels for the tourists
I used to mumble as part of a classical chorus
I used to franchise child's toy weaponry
I used to model tic repellent
From time to time, I would get hired to work the Sultan's fan
I used to clean grout in WNBA stalls
I used to Twist in department store windows
I used to 'vogue' as a space android
Once I was nominated as candidate for Vice-President on a minor party ticket
I used to spill soup as part of paid party gags
I used to sit in on inter-corporate meetings pretending to be part of the other entourage
I used to be the least called-on Hollywood Square
Seasonally, I broke horses, put out fires, taught skiing, and played uke.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Kane Governor! OR Kane Defeated FRAUD AT POLLS!
When the 2008 votes are in, two editorial options:
1) Good Guys Finally Win 1968 Election;
OR
2) R.I.P. / U.S.A
Friday, October 24, 2008
Resume
I used to be a Broadway producer, used to be a kennelman, was a hot chestnut cone purveyor, a door-to-door, whatever there was I was. I was.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
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