One of the following is true:
1) I've killed five men.
2) The priesthood rejected me on the grounds that I'm not Catholic.
3) Lifetime Channel has slotted a show for me as 'The Lovelorn Guru'.
4) I wear a size 10 shoe.
5) After she ducked away from a premier, Michelle Pfeiffer -- this was in the 90s -- Michelle arrived shamefaced and needful, wet from having walked a distance in a rain, came to my hotel room, and I let her in.
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The mind boggles amongst choices like these...are you intending to let us into the secret eventually? ! :)
ReplyDeletei bet it' s the first one!
ReplyDeleteThat Michelle Pfeiffer 's a bit of a Tramp! She Tried The Same Trick On me Once.......
ReplyDeleteCad,
ReplyDeleteSecrets hold their power only if held close to the vest.
You've got to risk the gamble.
Trulyfool
orfeenix,
ReplyDeleteI blush at your wagering on my James Bondian machismo. It's not that, though I have killed off as many as 5 tablespoons of vanilla ice cream at one sitting.
TFool
tony,
ReplyDeleteWe have to concede her the human right to develop along the lines she sees fit. No harm, no foul.
Trulyf
I knew it was the size 10 shoe all along
ReplyDeleteI followed you here from Rick's blog
and I arrived shamefaced and needful,having walked a distance in the rain... and ha! you let me in
You let me in too, and now it's getting crowded, what with all shamefaced, needful women and dead men. I wouldn't mind so much, except those priests in the size ten shoes keep stepping on my toes.
ReplyDeleteSuz,
ReplyDeleteThere's no need for shame, and I chase it from your face.
After your arrival and departure, I followed you back -- now a blog follower of yours, I hope in good standing.
Trulyfool
(Darn! I thought I buried the shoe size enough to mislead!)
Karin,
ReplyDeleteI must admit that it's getting as tight in here as the stateroom scene in the Marx Bros' "A Night At The Opera".
Frankly, all we need now is a brass band . . .
Trulyfool
I'm not sure which is true, but number five is some tasty fodder.
ReplyDeleteWillow,
ReplyDeleteBy sheer coincidence, when I was feeding down on my yoghurt and cereal, I tried the remote's 'On Demand' button -- one I never plunge but once a quarter -- and found the Nicholson/Pfeiffer "Wolf", among whose canid hijinx are one or two interior scenes in a hotel.
Wow! Stranger than truth!
Trulyfool
I would love to believe that it was the Michelle Pfeiffer scenario. I will choose to believe that no matter which the truth may be.
ReplyDeleteCher,
ReplyDeleteFunny. I even know the right answer, and I still choose to believe the Michelle Pfeiffer scenario!
Trulyfool
love your humor.
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xxx
Jingle/Olivia,
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to find too many people who enjoy my humor, though a few cluster around me at large gatherings when I sit on a couch in the corner with my Dr. Pepper and chuckle to myself.
Trulyfool
Jingle/Olivia,
ReplyDeleteThank you for the invitation. I'll go to the site and see how to do what you suggest.
TF