Five Responses To The November Election

Should the unspeakable happen and the (only) good candidate not win tomorrow, here're my alternatives:

1) Shave my head, don an orange robe, carry a rice bowl, and be aware of the swirl of events around me only as momentary illusion;

2) Saturate myself in foreign language Grand Opera and philately

3) Go out with a big 'bang';

4) Become a European;

5) Therapy, breakdown, therapy, breakdown, therapy, breakdown . . .