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HAILEY GOT A BOOB JOB

SHE DID IT FOR JON

said the headline, and although I don't know who Hailey is, I'm certain that like any Hailey, she did it for some john.

The photo showed a woman accompanied by either a) Jon, or b) a plastic surgeon. That man looked a great deal like the actor Peter Coyote circa 1987.

It makes one feel more 'tuned in with the world', more 'part of the greater community', eh wot?