Unnamed college student:
Just think of all the bad things on a daily basis because people do stupid things while drunk, you could wake up next to some fat chick. Heaven forbid she gets pregnant.
Unnamed prof:
Aphrodite or dog, grunting, screaming, grackling, or hitting a 'high C', all waking bodies -- on the morrow -- do smell. Oh, and one's own breath? Please revise accordingly.
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