Herbie Mann Comin' Home

Friday, July 30, 2010

Higher Ed

Unnamed college student: 

Just think of all the bad things on a daily basis because people do stupid things while drunk, you could wake up next to some fat chick.  Heaven forbid she gets pregnant.

Unnamed prof:

Aphrodite or dog, grunting, screaming, grackling, or hitting a 'high C', all waking bodies -- on the morrow -- do smell.  Oh, and one's own breath?  Please revise accordingly.


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