Friday, September 25, 2009
All The News That's Fit To Print
HAILEY GOT A BOOB JOB
SHE DID IT FOR JON
said the headline, and although I don't know who Hailey is, I'm certain that like any Hailey, she did it for some john.
The photo showed a woman accompanied by either a) Jon, or b) a plastic surgeon. That man looked a great deal like the actor Peter Coyote circa 1987.
It makes one feel more 'tuned in with the world', more 'part of the greater community', eh wot?