Heat wave, so.
Grabbing for ice in the Safeway aisle, maneuvering past an old, heavy gentleman with a Santa Claus beard.
'E wouldn't let me by.
Brash at 'im: Oi! Father Christmas, get yer spunk away.
(With a full yank at his full beard, giving him a topple teethwards to the store floor.)
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