Achtung!

Haben Sie Verwandten im Ost Berlin?

Just at times when a pre-worded alert comes discreetly to an email inbox mentioning the legal notification requirements to inform of an armed robbery in the parking lot last night, less than one half-hour after leaving, one wonders at the methods of the Stazi, how inflexible would be their handling of thugs prowling through passenger cars and being miffed by inquiry at what was being done and looking up and saying something like Gimme your wallet, bitch!

WWTSD? (What Would The Stazi Do?)